Superpowers!

I have recently come to the realization that my little, infant daughter possesses at least one superhuman ability. It's sort of neat, really - my little girl may one day be a superhero, after all! I wonder what she'll call herself...

This little girl has the ability to accelerate time to an almost immesurable degree! Wow! I mean, she has somehow made two months go by in the mere blink of an eye. Maybe two or three blinks. Still, fast!

As I think more about this ability of hers, I guess I'm not really sure how she'll utilize it to make the world a better place... "Ha-ha!" she'll say to villains, "You may have absconded with that priceless gem, but I have made you late for your mani/pedi!" And off she'll go. Hmm. Not really comic book-worthy stuff, is it.

Still, it's a pretty amazing ability. I kinda wish she'd stop using it all the time, though, and just let the time pass at its normal, lazy pace.