Thou Hast Mail

I got an email from Jesus today. Outlook informed me that I had a new message, so I checked my inbox, and right there in the "From" column, in bold letters, it read "Jesus."

"Wow," I thought to myself, "I've never before received an email from Jesus." It wasn't even marked "high importance." So I opened the email to see what the Messiah had written, and discovered that it wasn't actually sent by Jesus Christ, Son of God, Savior of the world. No, it was sent by the guy who teaches the breakdance class where I work. Except his name is Chuy. Maybe Chuy is short for "Hey-Seuss."